Hornet Viking - Medical

We at Hornet Viking care deeply about the health and wellness of you and your family. That is why Hornet Viking has always been at the razor's edge of healthcare and pharmaceutical innovation, Illuminating the way for a bright and healthy future.

Thanks to endless and bottomless Congressional funding, we at Hornet Viking have been hard at work to develop powerful new treatments, such as stem cell revitalization, Ytterbium therapy, and headache relief. CEO Damian Russell has also been personally overseeing Hornet Viking's latest work, Project Chicken Noodle, which aims to cure the common cold and strains of influenza by 2028.

Recent Hornet Viking medical contributions:

• Leukocyte exhasperators
• Fingerprint activated prescription bottles
• 3D printed cough syrup
• Self administering insulin pumps
• Wifi connected inhalers
• Temperature regulated hypodermic needles
• Orthopedic hat
• Custom fit prosthetic limbs
• The Scalpel
• Split level hospital beds
• Memory altering sulfur therapy
• Second Liver
• Amphetamine inhibitors
• Blood pressure regulator pumps
• Those socks with rubber on the bottom so you don't slip in the shower

Whatever your healthcare needs, our engineers, technicians, and billing departments are here to make life easier and happier for you and your loved ones.

Hornet Viking is not responsible for any deaths caused by or brought about in relation to Yersinia Pestis. Any claims regarding the matter are lies and propaganda.